- how do i say this without sounding desperate? (via lulu-a)
DO NOT STEAL MY LIGHTERS, MY CIGARETTES, MY RILLOS OR MY MONEY!
Take my advice, date someone who liked Digimon better than Pokemon as a kid.
Digimon was all about having one great partner was versatile and was with you until the very end.
Pokemon was all about “I’mma get all the bitches and Flex better than anybody.”
When you wonder why ya nigga cheat stop and ask yourself.
Like ya’ll think I’m playing,
But I’m 3000% dead ass
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
- Jeff Brown (via laughing-treees)
- Unknown (a knot in my throat now)
- One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via felicite)
- b.n.s. (via esssence)
gently blow on the penis but do not blow too hard else he will get scared and retreat back inside
14 things to remember in a relationship (via aurelle)
i want to share this with someone again.